Honestly, how absurd can people get?

I have now figured out the reason why people bomb themselves up. Call it a stroke of genius, whatever. Well, the reason why people bomb themselves up is because of some really bad fanfiction out there. I mean, after reading a story like Agony in Pink (not that I read it... just the summary) who would want to remain on this miserable earth and let bad mental images keep rewinding itself in your head? I'd rather bomb millions of people up. (which is not saying much, as I am currently planning world domination)

But still, with the amount of rubbish on the net, I'm surprised the internet hasn't combusted. Yet. For the masochists out there, you can find stories like Celebrian, Agony in Pink, Cho Chang's desires and Draco's Christmas Cuppa somewhere in a dusty corner of the net. I'm not telling you where. *ducks under the table as Lithie start throwing knives and demanding for the links*

I read Celebrian (with all the appropriate warnings). It was a horrible experience I never hope to experience again. (I am extremely masochistic). *screams as bad mental images start forming in her demented brain*

While talking about bad mental images, maybe I should explain how my brain functions. You can skip this if you're bored. Nothing important. My brain is polluted. Seriously. It has evil, black bunnies running free inside it. And all work for this evil machine *cough* Glados's twin *cough*
who controls them. And they form bad mental images everytime someone accidentally spouts innuendos. (Estonia is very frustrated with my black bunnies)

I am a sick, twisted person. I probably got dropped on the head when I was a kid. Anyway, on to happy thoughts. I flamed a very bad story on fanfiction.net today and gained satisfaction from it. (am extremely sadistic too) But it was waiting to be flamed. I mean, a word like preposterousness?

Keeping to the topic, I found that monsters people on ff.net ship Hermione with almost everyone. Sirius, Remus, James Sr., Voldemort, Dumbledore, Snape... you get the idea. It's infuriating and stupid. They are old enough to be her father! Even her grandfather! *blood pressure rises drastically*

I think I need to start talking about positive things, or I may turn out to be some sort of suicidal serial killer maniac. *does yoga* An extremely sadistic and extremely masochistic suicidal serial killer maniac is never nice.





Russia~