Friday, May 29, 2009

Modernisation, and how it rocks... and sucks

Estonia is back again. To spam rant. And this time, it's about something universal - modernisation. And yes, I am going to rant about how the world is getting more scientific, smarter, and more advanced. What a cheerful topic!

Note: Before I begin my rant, I wish to add that if Lithie does not post in five more of mine, I will chop her up, drag her to the com lab, and scatter her body bits around. In the com lab, so that it will be more convenient for her to post after she's dead.

Right. Rant. This is a rant about modernisation. So, well, what's the big deal about modernisation? Here's the deal

Pros and Cons of Modernisation

Pros

1. We get more intelligent all the time. What with all the advances in transportation, next time we'll be able to get from here to America in a minute.

2. Less work to do, more time to play, since all the machines do the work for us. And next time, when we have robots, we probably don't even have to do work. Yay!

3. It will probably lead to a better economy, since the parts needed for robots will increase in demand. Yay!

4. More meds for diseases, like cancer and AIDS. Yay!

Cons

1. There will probably be more stupid Disney movies like High School Crapsicle, Hannah Montana and Camp Rock. Sorry, but Disney, they simply suck. You should save the time used on filming and go back to sane 2-d. And please don't make 2-d bimbos, because that would defeat the point of it all.

2. Less human-to-human contact, since the machinery and robots do all of it for us. Which would, in turn, half as intelligent as we already are. And you thought we couldn't get any stupider.

So that actually means that modernisation is... good? Well, maybe for you it is. But I don't fancy becoming less intelligent, so for me, it's bad. But you may have different ideas. I mean, I'm not speaking for anyone, just myself.

So yes. Enjoy this nice spam post while I go and get more ideas for more spam posts.

~Estonia~

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