What happens when you try to copy Twilight - and fail

This post is a rant about a book. And not just any book, of course, but a crap book. Sorry if you're the writer and you're reading this, but I think this was a bad copy of Twilight, and even Stephanie Meyer wrote better than this. I mean, yes. I know you can't believe it, but it's true. So here's a pic for you to look at:

Yes, that's the one. The ridiculous book trying to rip-off Twilight. Which, let me tell you, is bad enough. I mean, get over yourself already.

The protagonist of this story is a ridiculous-sounding, whiny, mary-sue, idiot "vamp" as she calls herself. And seriously, I can't stand her. I mean, she's worse than Bella.

Oh, yes, you come to vamp school, overthrow the Queen Bee, grab her boyfriend, and make everyone else fall in love with you. And oh, all the criterion of a mary-sue are met; bad family, popular, nice, pretty (since she's a vamp). Look. Just look. We certainly have enough things to pollute our minds and we do NOT need another one. Like this.

And if you're wondering why I despise mary-sues so, it's because I simply CAN'T STAND THEM. Most of them are shameless author self-inserts who want all the guys to fall in love with them. I mean, get over yourself. The world, unlike what you believe, does not revolve around your character.

And seriously, what makes you think a teacher will fall in love with, as you call yourself, a "freak"?

So please, don't pollute our minds. We've got enough to deal with as it is.

~Estonia~