An Idiot's Guide to...The Rants of the Soviet Union (the blog, not the rants)

If you are thinking of calling me a bitch, loser, bigot, or any other creative names that can't get past the filter, I calmly introduce you to the big red button with a cross at the top left/right hand corner. No more warnings shall be given, and if you insist on staying and whining about our whining, we shall cease to be civil. You have been warned.

Kindly do not recommend any fanfiction to me if said piece of work has bad grammar or plot, excessive (grandiloquent) vocabulary (a result of excessive use of the thesaurus) , or Mary-Sues. Unless it's written by yourself and you don't mind a whole lot of con -crit. The same goes for pieces by authors who lack the common sense to use the marvelous invention called the spell checker.

Last but not least, you will not attempt to ask us our names, where we live or for any other personal information. Any attempt to do so will be replied with a clip from the song 'Still Alive" from Portal, where GLaDOS goes "HAHA. FAT CHANCE".

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