The world's gone crazy; and senseless, apparently

You would know, if you've read my last post. Said anti-flamer unfortunately has a bunch of backers. I mean, what age is she, five? Who actually writes a poem on flamers? (Unless it's on how much we rock, then I don't mind. Really.)

And I'm here to tell all of us here how much these anti-flamers are deluding themselves. More often than not, they think that they're holy and that their pieces are flawless, so they blow their top over every little flame and go bonkers over us. I mean, it's flattering to be obsessed over, but by little gits like these? Nuh-uh. No can do.

Well, as my title goes, the world's going crazy. Are we all so pampered right now that we can't even accept a little criticism? Or a little bit of reality? Which probably is much worse than how we describe it. These people are lame.

And if you're thinking right now that I'm lame for even bothering to write this, then yeah. I think so too. To the serious matters.

What I hate is the way people repulse flamers. I don't see what's wrong with us. I mean, it's simple. If we flame your story, that just means it's crap and should be removed. If we don't flame your story that means that 1. Your story is just... okay. Okay, but not good enough for praise yet. or 2. We haven't read it. And if we praise that means your story's good. Duh. But this happens rarely. So yeah. And to you all infantile, worthless crap-writers out there, we know how bad you are but if you would just listen to our advice instead of whine I think you'd make a much better writer. Seriously.

Another thing. You tend to have a few "standard" replies, to which I have some things to say. Listen up, peel your eyes, whatever. As long as you absorb it and don't give me these worthless replies.

1. "It's just fiction!"
This is the worst. Your disclaimer for one thing says that the story belongs to the author. So please make the thing sound at least remotely like the story instead of that incoherent, fake crap you gave me in Afica. I mean, what the hell?

2. "It's called FANfiction. We can do anything we like with the characters!" (basically OOC)
You say the characters belong to the authors and now you say they belong to you. Wow.

3. "So you think you can write better?"
I reserve my right as a reader to say that you suck. And rest assured that I do have better writing abilities than you do, so go to hell and never come back.

4. "You're being unreasonable. Others seem to like my story!"
What!? You actually believe those tasteless suck-ups?

5. "You're a meanie and are bullying me!"
Oh, whatever. In future when you finally meet GLaDOS you'll know how nice I am.

6. "I'll report you!"
So you think FanFiction likes having your crap of a story on their board? Well, you have another think coming. I think they'd sooner remove it than ban me.

7. "I was depressed while I wrote this!"
Feel the emo. Just feel it. I mean, it's practically leaking out of your every pore. Unfortunately, your story's too crap to be showing any of this.

8. "I'm dyslexic!"
Nothing ever banned dyslexics from using Spell Check. Unless it banned you because you had too many errors, which actually is possible, but nothing ever stopped you from reading.

That's all for now. If I find more of such crap replies I'll post it here. But one of my favourite responses now is "this character belongs to Neopets" and something along the lines of "your story should be put into the trash where it belongs, with most others, in fact". Sorry if I pissed you off. I'm like that.

~Estonia~