Anyway, the poem was lovely. I liked it. It goes like this (I even made up a tune for it!):
Flamers
Why do some viewers;
Always flame;
Why do they say some stories;
Are so lame;
It hurts the author’s feelings;
It makes them mad;
When flamers say;
Their stories are bad;
Are they mean;
Are they bored;
Do they have no life;
Are they crazy or mad;
If they are;
That’s really sad;
So to all you flamers;
Try to be polite;
And don’t shun;
And as you could see;
This poem is done!
Well, two observations. One, the author can't write poems. Never consider poems as a career choice, m'dear. Do you want to join me in world domination instead? Or maybe not. She might spend time composing epic sonnets rather than helping the cause (what cause? the wildlife cause, of course!). Second, this author is really immature.
Aw man, come on. If you can't even take a little criticism (okay... maybe not so little) then how are going to go out in the real world? There are murderers, backstabbers, mean bosses and politicians! We flamers are small fry compared to them.
I didn't get annoyed or irritated. Really! Stop looking so sceptical! I even smiled! It really was very amusing. Funny, even. To think that someone would be so affected by our flames that they even bother to write a whole poem on flamers. She also posted it in the twilight archive when I wasn't even fanfiction.
Oh, look! She posted a second chapter. *goes off to read it* I put it here for the benefit of those poor souls who can't find it. How thoughtful of me :]
Hello.
If you are a flamer, I need to ask a question to you.
What’s the point in flaming?
I mean, you go around fanfiction criticizing people for stupid reasons!
OH NO!
I RHYMED MAD WITH SAD OR BAD!
WHAT A CRIME!
If you flamers did not notice, I am being sarcastic!
Celebrities rhyme med with bad or sad.
If you listen to a certain song by Shania Twain, you will hear her rhyme those words.
I forgot which song but she still does!
And why do you even flame?
Can’t you just say you hate the story and leave it at that?
And flamers call the authors idiots!
And the anonymous flamers don't even write stories!
So if you are an anonamous flamer, I wouldn't be so mean!
I like my stories!
So I can assure you that I will not take them down.
Fanfiction is a website where you can unleash your imagination.
Need proof?
Look in the top left corner!
It is not the author’s fault that the ‘flamer rate’ has increase on this website!
It is the people who flame’s fault!
I know what you are going to do next, you are going to click the review button and flame this chapter/author’s note.
See, you just wasted several minutes of your life reading something you are just going to say you think sucks anyway!
Goodbye!
R&R!
Flamers could crawl back to their holes
I have many things to say about this. Prepare yourself for an extremely long rant.
'What’s the point in flaming? I mean, you go around fanfiction criticizing people for stupid reasons! ' We do NOT criticise people for stupid reasons. We flame when it is flame-worthy. The point of flaming is to tell people where they went wrong. A bit like when you speed, you get a ticket. (no ones likes tickets... and flames :o )
'And why do you even flame? Can’t you just say you hate the story and leave it at that? ' If we just said we hated the story, won't the flame-ees be more sad? Imagine someone telling you that they hated you without telling you the reason. I don't know for you, but for most people, they would be puzzled and hurt. More hurt than when people tell you the reasons why they hate you, I'm sure.
I am anticipating her reply to me. I love pointing out mistakes. *rubs hands in glee* Maybe that's why Armenia says that I will cause people to cry with my flames, and me and Lithie combined will cause mass suicides worldwide. *laughes happily* I think I am just that little closer to becoming a crazy dictator.
Russia~
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